Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ex Labour Minister Jacqui Smith to do porno for BBC, hopefully she will keep her clothes on, she went to Oxford but is she up on the porn classics?

Dear All

Some people will do anything for money.

Porn shame minister Jacqui Smith is set to make a documentary about pornography for BBC.

Donations to the campaign for her to keep her clothes on should be sent to the BBC Trust.

So, what qualifications does she have to do a porno?

Her husband charged the taxpayer for the cost of hiring two blue movies which he watched.

The title of the documentary for BBC Radio 5 Live is 'Porn Again'.

Surely a better title would be ‘put your clothes back on I’m having my tea’!

During her voyage into ‘Tits oot for the Lads’, she will ‘investigate’ the pornography industry in the UK.

This means that Oxford educated Smith will be talking to people about the ‘classics’.

Porno classics!

We will hear in the programme her talk about her own attitudes to the industry.

As if anyone would care!

She said:

"As I know from my personal experience, porn fascinates us-media and public alike. But we actually know very little about what it's like to work in the industry and what porn is doing to our society, our children and our relationships."

And our sheep!

Smith added:

"In making this programme, I've been able to challenge my own views and attitudes and I want others to have the chance to join the debate too."

Because Smith wants to be a TV presenter since she was bounced out of Parliament by the people.

They had an interest in her doughy arse bouncing along the pavement as she was kicked out.

The middle class BBC said the programme would see Smith question her own opinions and experience along the way trying to inject some vitality into what will be a flaccid and limb documentary.

Will the BBC hire ‘fluffers’ to try and get this organ erect?

I think this documentary will be a sadomasochism experience for the viewers.

If you are doing to do a sex documentary then get someone decent like Donna Ewin to front it.

I think an icon of the industry is much better than the wife of a guy who watched two porno movies paid for by the taxpayer.

‘Porn Again’, I think this is one documentary that should be buried and the coffin lid nailed shut.

Finally, do you know why sheep shagging died out?

It was because women objected to guys taking sheep to the pictures!

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

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