His backbenchers are little more than sheep picked not because they have real ability or talent.
When they open their mouths, you just see how bland they are, to prove a point, take the time to look at how vexed the Scottish National Party are about the 'plastic bag' tax.
In a world in which the Nationalists say is riddled with discrimination, they want to put 5 pence on a plastic bag.
Holyrood cost £440 million pounds to build, and we get a 'plastic bag' tax!
After 307 years, doesn't the yoke grind us down, but a plastic tax, we can take our place among the nations of the world!
That was sarcasm in case it escaped Nationalists who visit the blog.
It seems that with the rather sudden dropping of the Nigel Farage's Ukip 'A Bomb' in Scottish politics, Alex Salmond has no one but himself to blame.
He opened the door for people to believe that different kinds of Nationalism are now available to them.
Ukip has parked in his backyard.
When Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh failed to get elected, it rather upset the apple cart, the Nationalists had already prepared themselves to spin a line about
being different and how they were leading an inclusive party.
Which is all bullshit.
Ukip's result has caused Alex Salmond to lost the plot.
Rather than accept, he was the cause of their decidedly underwhelming result, Salmond has decided to blame others.
He played the race card, and paid the penalty, and as anyone with any judgment would figure out, you don't play race politics when your candidate is from a minority.
So, having exhibited poor judgment, Salmond refuse to accept responsibility for his part in that rather poor and under-performing campaign. And to then blame broadcasters such as the BBC shows he has the petted lip.
Salmond even had a go at blaming Labour that 90% of Scots didn't vote for the SNP.
I have to say that I am glad that the Scottish National Party didn't get the third seat they had set their sights on.
Although Salmond blamed the BBC, we should remember, it was a remarkable result in many ways, but chiefly we should remember Salmond gave Nigel Farage's party its biggest boost.
He decided to try and make it a contest between a white man and a Muslim woman.
When you look at the coverage, the SNP choose to play the race card surrounded by Asian people, even to the extent of using Glasgow City Mosque as a back drop in their little play.
This time however, the 'heroine' doesn't get saved while tied to the rail tracks, this time the Scottish people helped the train driver shovel more coal to increase the speed and go right over the top of her.
The SNP even invoked the "ghost" of Winnie Ewing, who still had a pulse therefore the photo op of the 'chosen one' being received was given up with her blessing.
You may ask what was Winnie Ewing big achievement in politics for ordinary people?
What does Winnie Ewing mean to the people of
Also, how many SNP 'heroines' come via being a Conservative Party Candidate?
As Salmond screamed keep Ukip out, the people of
took one look at Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh and decided to invoke the spirit of
William Wallace and stick two fingers up to Salmond and Sturgeon's crony.
As Salmond went in the angry Nat mode, he fell back on Star Trek accusing the BBC of "beamed into
Scotland, courtesy of the BBC"
the Ukip brand.
And needless to say Ukip boldly went where no Ukip has gone before.
As the unhappiness weld up, the Nationalist floodgates opened, forget the biblical tales of disaster, this was much worse, the Nats had banked on a bounce at the Euro elections to boost their flagging campaign.
In true sycophant mode, after Salmond visited the wailing wall, next came Mike Russell, the education minister, then Stewart Maxwell, the Holyrood culture committee convenor. He was followed by Christina McKelvie, of the European committee.
Christina McKelvie decided it wasn't just enough to bubble, a bit of hate was called for, so she did a re-tweeted that the BBC were "twats".
Twat is another word for a vagina.
A common term is 'fanny' as in 'hey you ya fanny'.
As the Nationalists worked themselves up to greater heights of outrage, they even turned on John Curtice of
impartial analysis for broadcasters including the BBC. Strathclyde
I have met him, a few times, he also does the odd bit of charity work.
The SNP questioned the psephologist's neutrality and accusing him of "letting the mask slip".
This in layman's terms is like playing football and kicking the referee because you don't like the rules explained to you.
Alex Salmond built his reputation tearing into people, in his later years, he decided to adopt a 'jolly fat man' persona.
The attack on John Curtice was pathetic, truly pathetic but pure Salmond, his minnows just trailed in behind him to be part of the pack.
Entirely typical behaviour from
Scotland's 'jolly fat man'.
Sometimes ago, I was blogging on the rather ridiculous crap coming from that the SNP that the Scots were different from the English regarding fairness.
This is such utter rubbish as to be worthy of the deepest contempt, being Scottish doesn't make you any fairer than if you are English, American, Swiss, French, German, Russian or Chinese.
Your personality will determine if you are fair, like faith it is something you either believe in or don't.
The Scottish National Party leadership don't believe in fairness, equality and social justice, its all a lie.
You just have to type in Google 'SNP Vote Rigging' to see how the people around Alex Salmond and unpopular Nicola Sturgeon act. The SNP is a 'rat ship', what we are seeing from Alex Salmond as 'King Rat' isn't anything new, the scale of people turning away from the SNP inside and outside is staggering.
People spoke to me of how privately they were glad that Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh wasn't elected, these are people who also had some satisfaction when the odious Natalie McGarry imploded in the Cowdenbeath by-election. It wasn't just that McGarry lost, it was that she destroyed the SNP vote much in the same way that Osama Saeed killed off Newton Mearns for the SNP.
Clearly being hard pressed to Alex Salmond and unpopular Nicola Sturgeon's arses restricts vision.
As we approach the 100 days to the political death of Alex Salmond, the supposed game changer never happened.
So much for Alex Salmond as the 'strategic mastermind'.
Time for a couple of quotes:
"My problem is that I have too many talent people and not enough Cabinet positions".
"Rather than the A Team, the party looked rather like the GAY Team in nature."
I really like that quote, so do others it seems.
During the Euro election, I never got an SNP leaflet pushed through my door, this is a sign of how on the ground the rank and file SNP members are deserting the Nationalist clique, and why shouldn't they.
The SNP aren't campaigning for Scottish independence, they are just having the piss taken out of them, they are being used as from of cheap labour, treated like mugs, and propping up a 'dictatorship' who have no concern for ordinary Scots. I got an SNP newspaper yesterday pushed through my door, the guy who delivered it I never saw before. As he popped out of a close three doors up he was clearly sweating and mopping his head.
The paper I got was a pile of unreadable shit, so I torn it up and chucked it in the bin.
The market selling Scottish independence has closed, it has been over priced and like ripe fruit is bloating up in the hot weather. Scotland's 'jolly fat man' Alex Salmond is finding out his 'team players' aren't any use, the 'face of independence' unpopular Nicola Sturgeon has badly flopped and less than gifted haven't been able to produce the goods either.
I notice that every time the Glasgow SNP clique see me they look terribly unhappy with their lot in life as their miserable ineffective independence campaign crashes down around their ears, I guess they don't do George Laird radical thinking.
Arse licking is another matter, #Scolympians.
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