Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Open letter to Hamish: you doubt the final victory now that the latest poll is 28% for a Yes vote; Alex Salmond is no William Wallace, the SNP is a ‘rat ship’, listen to the song and sing, ‘hair out of a bottle’ next time you see unpopular Nicola Sturgeon

Dear Hamish

“So the real Glaswegian working class voice is in favour of an unelected head of state”.

Would you like Pat Kane?

Annie Lennox?

Alex Salmond?

Gordon Brown?

Unpopular Nicola Sturgeon?

How about a competition modeled on the X Factor?

This bit you tucked on the end;

“as well as prescription charges and tuition fees”.

I never said I was in favour of abolishing either free prescriptions or free tuition.

Do you have a link?

Incidentally, in case you aren’t aware, both prescriptions and higher education tuition aren’t free, the taxpayer foots the bill.

“I'm more than ever convinced that you are a real toff, George”.

Oh dear, it seems that you think that you can’t be “the real Glaswegian working class voice” unless you sign up to a crank’s charter of grudge and grievance 24/7.

Is unpopular Nicola Sturgeon the real working class voice?

She has the disability of being wealthy and unable to shake off being common, mutton dressed as mutton!

So, do you like the group The Police, imagine them singing to Ms. Sturgeon, ‘hair out of a bottle’.

Tragic stuff!

Little Ms. ‘I am in a party that practices discrimination and my husband is a rat’ Sturgeon, is she your shop soiled white hope on £100k plus expenses a year heroine?

Her and her 47% pay rise husband, the real champagne socialists in the independence debate more to your taste?

Since you have appeared to have had some education, you should pop back and do the ethics course.

Get the max value of it, its free!

Would it help you if I walked about wearing a ridiculous cloth cap, a black donkey jacket, and started calling everyone brother, sister and comrade?

Would acting like Tommy Sheridan help me?

If so how?

Latest indy poll Yes 28%.

And here is you finding the time to have a pop at me, I guess you must have ran out of ideas and decided to take a break.

Someone else who recently had a break, Joan McAlpine, list SNP MSP but instead of having a break, having a kit kat, she opted for the bounce up and down approach on a guy’s manhood which happened to belong to another woman!

She won’t be making the transition from ‘Manhoods’ to ‘Nationhood’ in politics.

Finally, I am beginning to suspect that you don’t believe in the final victory, why is that, did you work out that Scotlands ‘jolly fat man’ Alex Salmond is no William Wallace?

The guy is married to a woman old enough to be his mother!

Break’s over now Hamish, grab a bag of leaflets and off you go do some Braveheart stuff, and keep me updated on how you get on.

Hamish, the real 90 minute Nationalist middle class voice in the independence debate!  

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

1 comment:

Hamish said...

Dammit George, I have no objection to you calling me middle-class. That is probably how sociologists would classify me. You are the one who keeps banging on about being working-class, despite the evidence to the contrary. Such as being a prominent member of the bloggeratti. Or promising in your election manifesto to be a full-time councillor. Not something anyone holding down a job could do.
As for being a ninety minute nationalist, I am a life-long supporter of Scottish Independence. How long did your enthusiasm for the cause last?