Dear All
Sex hasn’t figured much in this Westminster General Election campaign to any great degree.
There was the Labour Candidate John Cowan who was fighting for a seat in South East Cambridgeshire who was outed in mad ‘shaggergate’ scandal.
He wanted to plough into a good looking different bird each day.
And he was a pagan and pretty mental.
Other than that, there hasn’t been a sniff of anything else of note.
So, like the intrepid reporter I am, I have dug out an exclusive.
I can exclusively reveal a story that an SNP activist standing doing their ‘historic’ duty at a polling station was approached by a first time voter and ‘lady of questionable morality’.
This is an example of the SNP reaching out to all members of the community.
Only in a political sense though because there are limits!
True story!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Sex hasn’t figured much in this Westminster General Election campaign to any great degree.
There was the Labour Candidate John Cowan who was fighting for a seat in South East Cambridgeshire who was outed in mad ‘shaggergate’ scandal.
He wanted to plough into a good looking different bird each day.
And he was a pagan and pretty mental.
Other than that, there hasn’t been a sniff of anything else of note.
So, like the intrepid reporter I am, I have dug out an exclusive.
I can exclusively reveal a story that an SNP activist standing doing their ‘historic’ duty at a polling station was approached by a first time voter and ‘lady of questionable morality’.
This is an example of the SNP reaching out to all members of the community.
Only in a political sense though because there are limits!
True story!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
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