Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Massive hole appears in Hope Street Glasgow, opportunity for Labour donor Willie Haughey to get contract to supply parachutes to Glasgow Council















Dear All

If war ever breaks out in Glasgow, the city is well prepared.

Rather than digging slit trenches to shelter in when the bombers come over, we can all simply dive into a Glasgow City centre pothole.

Through-out the city, the Labour controlled Council has allowed Glasgow to become the ‘Maze of the North’ after letting a network of potholes spring up.

It is only a matter of time before some bright spark gets the idea to start base jumping into the holes.

B.A.S.E. jumping, also sometimes written as BASE jumping, is an activity that employs an initially packed parachute to jump from fixed objects.

B.A.S.E." is an acronym that stands for four categories of fixed objects from which one can jump: buildings, antennas, spans (bridge), and earth (cliff).

A huge crater appeared on a main Glasgow city centre thoroughfare on Monday night.

The hole in Hope Street was believed to have been caused by a collapse under the road surface.

It is unofficially one of the worst in Glasgow.

So, get your digital camera out and get a photo for the scrap book.

A spokeswoman for Glasgow City Council said the council’s road department would investigate the damage to Hope Street.

An investigation in Glasgow, an investigation by a Labour Council, must be a safe issue not involving Labour Councillors or Labour donors getting jobs and contracts.

The spokeswoman added;

“The road is being coned off.”

Actually part of the road is being coned off.

Council workers are expected to start work on the problem today if they aren’t out on strike.

The ‘Hole in Hope Street’ is a symbol of a much bigger problem facing the city.

The Glasgow Labour Party!

I wonder if Labour donor Willie Haughey will set up a company to supply the Glasgow City Council with parachutes!

In case the hole in Hope Street gets deeper.

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

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