Scottish independence, Prime Minister David Cameron openly mocks Scotland’s ‘jolly fat man’ Alex Salmond, First Minister uses another woman to hide behind to defend himself, the ‘big Fearty’ of a First Minister is all washed up, the over the hill bum!

Dear All

‘Chase me, chase me, chase me’!

Scotland’s ‘jolly fat man’ Alex Salmond was completely rebuffed by David Cameron for a head to head on Scottish independence.

Rather than keep the head down and move forward, Alex Salmond spat the dummy and embarrassed himself by continually refusing to accept No, despite it coming on an official letter from Number 10 Downing Street.

Now, David Cameron has decided to join Scots that are sick to death of Alex Salmond and his phoney standing up for Scots routine and poured ridicule on his attempts to get that television debate between them.

Cameron has compared the First Minister to a childish pen pal.

Previously I have blogged that Alex Salmond is the little boy who failed to grow up.

George Laird right again.

The Prime Minister in good form has used mockery at a fringe meeting at the Tory conference in Manchester to made Salmond sound like a bam.

His substance part was to state to Scots that the English want them to remain part of the United Kingdom.

Using a great mocking style, he likened the SNP leader’s begging letter as a diversionary tactic designed to turn the independence debate into a contest between England and Scotland, or the Tories and the SNP.

Alex Salmond and his talentless SNP strategists ‘big idea’ of Salmond attempting to rub Cameron’s face in it blew up in their faces, it was never going to happen.

One wonders how that meeting went with so many clinically obese nationalists sitting round the table over impressed with their limited abilities.

One wonders if Scotland’s unpopular Deputy First Minister Nicola Sturgeon did her angry wee Nat routine about injustices from England while at the same time causally forgetting that she left Scots women to die from cancer when the drugs where available to patients in England.

So much for Nicola Sturgeon’s social justice credentials!

Salmond wanted his showdown on November 30, St Andrew’s Day, presumably this was supposed to be a rallying cry but Cameron has better things to do with his time.

The refusal prompted a sickening and petty response from the First Minister who accuses Cameron of being “feart”.

Seriously, is there anyone who is ‘feart’ of a man who is married a woman old enough to be his mother?

Is there anyone ‘feart’ of a man who combs his hair forward to kid on he has a full head of hair?

Is there anyone ‘feart’ of a man whose gut is hanging out all over the place like a pregnant woman having triplets?

What does David Cameron have to be ‘feart’ of, the Scottish independence campaign is dead, Salmond and Sturgeon killed it stone dead by making it a ‘cronies’ campaign, making it a rich man’s campaign, making it all about one man, Alex Salmond.

Feart, no, Cameron’s not feart, he is laughing his head off, he is pissing himself laughing at how inept and stupid the SNP has been, Alex Salmond has reached his sell by date, he is done, all used up, he is a bum.

Cameron during his stand up mockery of Salmond said:

“I don’t know if you have been following the debate about the United Kingdom recently but I seem to have got a new pen pal”,  adding that he was receiving letters “almost on a daily basis” from over the hill Salmond.

To hysterial laughter from delegates, he said:

“The letters are really quite like what my children keep saying to me, which is ‘can we have some time on the telly?’”

George Laird right again, remember I previously said Salmond, the little boy who never grew up.

The Prime Minister also added in his message to Salmond:

“I know you want to change the subject; I know you want to find some way of deflecting what the real question is. But the question is for the people of Scotland to determine.”

It looks like game, set and match to David Cameron, the SNP will be furious that they can’t use the grudge, grievance and malcontent which have been the staple food of Nationalists for 30 years.

Annabelle Ewing, an SNP MSP, said: “David Cameron's position is getting even more ridiculous. He says he will do everything he can to stop Scottish independence, but is not prepared to actually debate the issue – even though his Tory Government is driving and directing the No campaign.”

Oh dear not another woman that Alex Salmond is using to hide behind?

No wonder people see him as delusional and out of touch.

There is a real lack of talent in the Scottish National Party, I said it before and I say it again, it is run as a party within a party.

The ‘jolly fat man’ isn’t looking so cocky now!

Yours sincerely

George Laird

The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University