Jonathan Ross leaves BBC, they should have a look at Kara Scott as a candidate

Dear All

2010 has brought the people of Britain an early xmas present.

Jonathan Ross has announced he is leaving the BBC!

Ross was picked as the BBC’s main ‘star’, an everyman of the Islington set who fronted everything.

Ross was crap; the public had to put up with 13 years of torturous crap that was passed off as entertainment.

For acting like a bumbling arse; he coined in £6 million a year.

Now the BBC has a problem, who is their new ‘everyman’ star?

Could it be the increasingly dull, dull dull Graham Norton?

Norton has just signed a two year deal with the BBC.

BBC creative director Alan Yentob said;

"You don't need to compare Graham with Jonathan Ross”.

Surely there is scope on who is the most dreadful and cringeworthy?

Now that Ross is leaving perhaps we could get a proper film critic who doesn’t act like a sycophant in front of a big star for Film 2010.

Someone who is a pretentious arse because they famously watched indy films and black and white movies when they were young.

So, if you think you could be the front person of the BBC get your application in fast, personally, the BBC should introduce multiple hosts for the programmes Ross fronted.

Is Jonathan Ross a star who could succeed in America?

No; he is a little Englander made big in a small pond, if he goes to America, he will be thrown out with the bath water.

Thank God that crap is over and can we now get a Friday double bill of horror films.

Finally, the BBC should take a look at Kara Scott as a potential candidate for presenting and fronting shows.

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University