Dear All
The sleazy Labour Party has been forced to suspend another Labour candidate after it emerged he had posted sexually explicit and offensive messages online.
John Cowan who was fighting for a seat in South East Cambridgeshire is now toast!
Well buttered up.
Cowan’s antics run to;
posting adverts asking for people to pose nude for his photographic portfolio
speculating about the death of Margaret Thatcher
admitted illegally paying his cleaner cash-in-hand
saying he would not want his children to marry a Muslim
A Labour Party spokesman said;
“The allegations that came to light after nominations closed are totally unacceptable and well below what the party expects of our candidates”.
But they have so many people like that in the Labour Party.
In Moray, the Labour Party Candidate Stuart MacLennan was removed for offensive comments to.
The Labour mouthpiece added;
“The general secretary of the Labour Party has suspended the candidate from the Labour Party and we are taking action to ensure he is never again a Labour candidate”.
We have all been here before and not very long ago either.
The 35-year-old, who is single and a self-confessed pagan is clearly nuts.
He lives with his mother in Norfolk.
As a potential sexual athlete he allegedly said;
“Why limit it to just one woman? I would prefer one for each day of the week!”
High volume, isn’t he aware of the STD problem?
He added;
“What is it with Working class English Women? For a start most of them are not very attractive and all they seem to be interested [sic] in is ripping off nice gents like myself whilst getting ****** and ******* factory workers.”
Well firstly getting ****** is supporting the local economy so vital in Norfolk and ******* factory workers is probably down to them have a more down to earth approach and acting normal.
Cowan also wrote;
“As a pagan I do not believe in exclusive relationships between couples, a more plural approach is healthier than years of unhappiness with all the heartache and stress.”
Best he has a chat with his mum to set him straight, birds and the bees, the cost of mortgages etc etc.
To show he has a bit of humour he said;
“'Even though I've been a Liberal Democrat and discussed joining the Conservatives, I believe I'm a Labour man through and through.”
Eh ???????
Another Labour stormtrooper bites the dust.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
The sleazy Labour Party has been forced to suspend another Labour candidate after it emerged he had posted sexually explicit and offensive messages online.
John Cowan who was fighting for a seat in South East Cambridgeshire is now toast!
Well buttered up.
Cowan’s antics run to;
posting adverts asking for people to pose nude for his photographic portfolio
speculating about the death of Margaret Thatcher
admitted illegally paying his cleaner cash-in-hand
saying he would not want his children to marry a Muslim
A Labour Party spokesman said;
“The allegations that came to light after nominations closed are totally unacceptable and well below what the party expects of our candidates”.
But they have so many people like that in the Labour Party.
In Moray, the Labour Party Candidate Stuart MacLennan was removed for offensive comments to.
The Labour mouthpiece added;
“The general secretary of the Labour Party has suspended the candidate from the Labour Party and we are taking action to ensure he is never again a Labour candidate”.
We have all been here before and not very long ago either.
The 35-year-old, who is single and a self-confessed pagan is clearly nuts.
He lives with his mother in Norfolk.
As a potential sexual athlete he allegedly said;
“Why limit it to just one woman? I would prefer one for each day of the week!”
High volume, isn’t he aware of the STD problem?
He added;
“What is it with Working class English Women? For a start most of them are not very attractive and all they seem to be interested [sic] in is ripping off nice gents like myself whilst getting ****** and ******* factory workers.”
Well firstly getting ****** is supporting the local economy so vital in Norfolk and ******* factory workers is probably down to them have a more down to earth approach and acting normal.
Cowan also wrote;
“As a pagan I do not believe in exclusive relationships between couples, a more plural approach is healthier than years of unhappiness with all the heartache and stress.”
Best he has a chat with his mum to set him straight, birds and the bees, the cost of mortgages etc etc.
To show he has a bit of humour he said;
“'Even though I've been a Liberal Democrat and discussed joining the Conservatives, I believe I'm a Labour man through and through.”
Eh ???????
Another Labour stormtrooper bites the dust.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
4 comments:
Dear Mr Laird,
You are beginning to show a sense of humour.
In among the cut-and-paste stuff, I detect a touch of irony.
"The 35-year-old, who is single and a self-confessed pagan is clearly nuts.
He lives with his mother in Norfolk.
As a potential sexual athlete he ......".
Change a few details, and that sums you up, surely.
Dear Hamish
Throw in a sheep and I believe it could be your life story!
Baa baa baa!
Mean anything?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Not really George, unless that is a reference to alleged Norfolk practices.
Since you are clearly identified with Glasgow University, you should accept some responsibility for its wrongdoings. Especially as you go back a lot further than the current boss.
BTW your clock's wrong.
Aye, Hamish.
Dear Hamish
When I taught at the University of Glasgow in a limited capacity and for free, I accepted responsibility for the people I taught.
I made it plain to those getting taught by me that acting in a questionable manner would not be tolerated by me in the slighest.
My classes were always full.
I set the standard, students kept to it.
Finally, Hamish, you have errored Corrupt Foreigner Anton Muscatelli was there before me.
Poor research on your part Hamish, it took me less than a minute to get that fact.
Subjective opinion isn't evidence.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
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