Dear All
It seems that New Labour is so unpopular that people are now writing shirty letters back to them.
Here is a letter from 'Tony Blair Clone', Chris Bryant and reply from Andrew Nickson of Birmingham University.
In Basketball terms, it is a clear three points.
I also think that Bryant is on to plums if he ever needs help from Nickson.
Well done that boy!
Dear Andrew,
I am writing to introduce myself as the new Minister for Latin America and the Caribbean at the Foreign and Commonwealth Office.
I am delighted to have been appointed to this position. I have a strong interest in the region, having spent a year of my life living there.
I attach great importance to deepening the relationship between the UK and the countries of Latin America and the Caribbean.
In a more globalised world, such ties will become ever more important - as barriers to trade, culturalengagement and scientific co-operation become easier to overcome.
I also believe that the UK, together with our EU partners, must work closely with the region to tackle some of the most serious global problems facing us today - such as climate change, economic development, and reform of international institutions.
Chris Bryant
Chris Bryant M.P.Minister for Latin AmericaForeign & Commonwealth OfficeLondon
Now the response was not quite so cordial…
Dear Sir,
Why would I want to accept the invitation to meet you?
In all, you split more than £92,000 of expenses between three properties in Wales and London in the past five years.
In 2004, you submitted a claim of £58,000 - three times the maximum allowance for the year - to overhaul your second home in Porth, Wales.
You wanted the money for renovations after buying the property for £97,500.
In April 2005, you flipped your designation to your flat in west London, which you bought for £400,000 in April 2002.
You claimed £630 a month for mortgage interest, along with other bills.
After claiming more than £3,600 over three months, you sold the flat in July 2005 for £477,000.
You then used your profits to buy a more expensive flat in west London, which was valued at £670,000.
You immediately flipped your second home designation there. You even claimed nearly £6,400 in stamp duty, legal fees and mortgage fees (!).
You then began claiming mortgage interest of £1,000 a month.
You also claimed £6,000 a year for service charge and ground rent.
In response to the press revelations of your abuse of expenses, you said “I moved flat in London to be closer to Parliament”(!).
It is a disgrace that you have been appointed to represent my country in Latin America.
Voy a informar a todos mis contactos de prensa en la regiĆ³n para que sepan.
Andrew Nickson
Reader in Latin American StudiesUniversity of Birmingham
Nice to know that there are some decent academics kicking about the place!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
It seems that New Labour is so unpopular that people are now writing shirty letters back to them.
Here is a letter from 'Tony Blair Clone', Chris Bryant and reply from Andrew Nickson of Birmingham University.
In Basketball terms, it is a clear three points.
I also think that Bryant is on to plums if he ever needs help from Nickson.
Well done that boy!
Dear Andrew,
I am writing to introduce myself as the new Minister for Latin America and the Caribbean at the Foreign and Commonwealth Office.
I am delighted to have been appointed to this position. I have a strong interest in the region, having spent a year of my life living there.
I attach great importance to deepening the relationship between the UK and the countries of Latin America and the Caribbean.
In a more globalised world, such ties will become ever more important - as barriers to trade, culturalengagement and scientific co-operation become easier to overcome.
I also believe that the UK, together with our EU partners, must work closely with the region to tackle some of the most serious global problems facing us today - such as climate change, economic development, and reform of international institutions.
Chris Bryant
Chris Bryant M.P.Minister for Latin AmericaForeign & Commonwealth OfficeLondon
Now the response was not quite so cordial…
Dear Sir,
Why would I want to accept the invitation to meet you?
In all, you split more than £92,000 of expenses between three properties in Wales and London in the past five years.
In 2004, you submitted a claim of £58,000 - three times the maximum allowance for the year - to overhaul your second home in Porth, Wales.
You wanted the money for renovations after buying the property for £97,500.
In April 2005, you flipped your designation to your flat in west London, which you bought for £400,000 in April 2002.
You claimed £630 a month for mortgage interest, along with other bills.
After claiming more than £3,600 over three months, you sold the flat in July 2005 for £477,000.
You then used your profits to buy a more expensive flat in west London, which was valued at £670,000.
You immediately flipped your second home designation there. You even claimed nearly £6,400 in stamp duty, legal fees and mortgage fees (!).
You then began claiming mortgage interest of £1,000 a month.
You also claimed £6,000 a year for service charge and ground rent.
In response to the press revelations of your abuse of expenses, you said “I moved flat in London to be closer to Parliament”(!).
It is a disgrace that you have been appointed to represent my country in Latin America.
Voy a informar a todos mis contactos de prensa en la regiĆ³n para que sepan.
Andrew Nickson
Reader in Latin American StudiesUniversity of Birmingham
Nice to know that there are some decent academics kicking about the place!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
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