Sunday, September 22, 2013

Open letter to Hamish, “Let he who is without fat shed the first stone”. Alex Salmond is a man married to a woman old enough to be his mother, he combs his hair forward, his massive gut looks like he is having triplets, and he has lost Scottish independence, your hero?



















Dear Hamish

“Let he who is without fat shed the first stone. Go on, George, post a recent photograph of yourself”.

Hamish, I am sorry that you appear to be upset, and what is the cause of this unhappiness?

I am sorry, I won’t be posting a photograph, I will not enter into a contest with Alex Salmond, a man who is married to a woman old enough to be his mother.

I won’t be entering into a contest with Alex Salmond who combs his hair forward to make out he still has a full head of hair.

I won’t be entering into a contest with Alex Salmond, a man who has a gut hanging out all over the place like a pregnant woman expecting triplets.

“I'm guessing that the erstwhile fitness instructor has put on a few pounds sitting in front of a computer screen all day”.

At Glasgow University, I was regarded the best fitness instructor in my field, and had no equal, I am sure this was common knowledge at the university.

So, please don’t write me off as just an “erstwhile fitness instructor”, people I taught entered international competition, including the Olympics.

“Most of us have”.

We all have problems; perhaps if you did activism you could lose a few pounds, the SNP love suckers who are prepared to do menial Labour while they sit in their homes.

Willing to be a sucker? Done sucker work yet?

Speaking out at what a complete shambles Salmond and Sturgeon have made of the Yes Campaign?

This jealous stuff is really reeking out of you rather badly Hamish, a by product of your middle class upbringing.

Finally, everyone has fat, however Alex Salmond is clinically obese, married to a woman who is old enough to be his mother and combs his hair forward, to you he is a hero.

To others a real prick!

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

3 comments:

Hamish said...

Dear George,
You know by now that I try to make my points with a touch of humour.
In challenging you to post a recent picture of yourself, I was making the point that it would be as ridiculous to judge your abilities as a blogger by your weight and girth as to judge the political acumen of Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon by those criteria. It is also irrelevant that Moira Salmond is 17years older than Alex. Perhaps your partner is 17 years younger than you. So what?

G Laird said...

Dear Hamish

“You know by now that I try to make my points with a touch of humour”.

Really, have you applied to Yes Scotland for a job?

They really must need someone to cheer them up by now, apparently Hamish, they aren’t doing very well.

If you don’t fancy that then perhaps some devastating wisdom, it seems that Ms. Sturgeon opinion isn’t worth a plug nickel.

Yes Scotland don’t seem to be getting the hang of this political campaigning lark.

Most unfortunate I am sure you will agree.

Did you attend the indy rally?

You should go to these events with an open mind, and just listen; then you will rapidly see how ignorance has been allowed to develop in the SNP.

I proposed an SNP training hub, Hamish due to what I found on my travels, a party populated by thick bastards.

Recently I see that a poll says Scotland want to keep Trident.

Who said on live TV about 18 months ago?

George Laird, the guy who gets it always right Hamish.

“In challenging you to post a recent picture of yourself, I was making the point that it would be as ridiculous to judge your abilities as a blogger by your weight and girth as to judge the political acumen of Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon by those criteria”.

That is a point, Hamish, however, there also comes a point when Scots turn round and say, “hey you, fuck off ya fat bastard”.

Alex Salmond has reached that point with me.

“It is also irrelevant that Moira Salmond is 17years older than Alex”. Perhaps your partner is 17 years younger than you. So what?”

Are you trying to convince me, Hamish or are you trying to convince yourself?

I don’t know, I am just asking the question.

In popular culture, when the ‘hero’ steps forward to save a nation, usually he isn’t married to a woman banging on the door of 80.

Didn’t you watch Braveheart?

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

Anonymous said...

Dear Hamish,

Here is a picture of George Laird.

http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1164896.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/george-laird-snp-image-2-774881829-1164896.jpg

I'm sure you would agree he's a fine catch....

George isn't answering whether he has a partner who is 17 years younger than him because he's embarrassed to admit that he's been left on the shelf. A confirmed bachelor, a single man, a 55-year-old virgin.