Monday, August 24, 2009

CIA Operatives torture Afghan cat who struck blow for freedom

Dear All

Breaking news, today the Pentagon has said that it was time the War on Terror got tough.

Fluffy; an Afghan Cat struck a blow for freedom by pissing on an American Five Star General touring the forward positions.

A spokesman for the General issued this statement;

“The General was reviewing troops when he was subject to an unprovoked attack by Afghan wildlife. The attack was directed at his trousers and boots and they stink to high heaven, Christ knows what these Afghan cats eat and drink!”

Subjected to arrest the Cat issued a statement through his lawyers, Kabul and Son;

“Fuck him; he nearly drove right over my head”!

However; his lawyers said that they intend to lodge a defence with the court based on self defence and Cat Rights. Pictures of Fluffy’s torture have already leaked into the public domain and shocked the world as CIA Operatives have subjected my client to cruel and degrading treatment.

The trial is expected to start next week.

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

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