Dear All
If life wasn’t tough enough, the Police in Scotland are on the lookout for willies!
Any size any shape anywhere any position in the public realm.
Where do they put the handcuffs on or are they investing in special willie cuffs?
Chiefs in Scotland's biggest force, Strathclyde want their officers catch people peeing in the street to ensure the entire willie carrying population of Strathclyde gets the message.
Use a toilet or use the inside of your trousers!
Serious assault is a much bigger problem but Police aren’t setting the bar on that target as high, only two percent more.
This policy shows why need to get elected Police Chiefs who are in tune with the needs of their community.
Labour justice spokesman Richard Baker, MSP said: "People want to see less urinating in the street but at the end of the day people are more concerned with more serious crimes”.
No shit Sherlock; we should all remember that New Labour was instrumental in bring in targets to fiddle stats on higher detection rates that were meaningless pap.
Tory ‘justice’ rent a mouth spokesman Bill Aitken, an expert in talking complete cock said:
"Urinating in the street is a nuisance and distasteful but it is less serious and threatening than people carrying knives, for example".
Obviously he is edging to be Dr. Watson to Baker’s Holmes.
"The police have to target priorities and those should be knife-carrying and more serious violent crimes."
What about political corruption Aitken?
The Strathclyde Police are failing to hit targets for the containing of serious assaults and robberies in Glasgow, that’s real crime folks.
I wonder if they use the helicopter with thermal imaging to seek out offenders?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
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