Labour Candidate William Bain digs a bigger hole aided by two political donkeys

Dear All

I have previously stated that in elections it is important to tell the truth, however people in politics do expand on it.

Labour Candidate William Bain is desperate so desperate according to an old lady in Torogay Street, Milton that he is prepared to directly lie to her face.

The SNP rooms today were phoned by a voter in Milton who claims that William Bain personally tried to deceive her on her doorstep with regard to free television licences for the elderly over 65 years of age.

Such was the anger of Bain lying to her face; she was told Bain to get lost.

Can William Bain explain his two faces?

Did a big boy do it and ran away?

No, I don’t think so because Bain is a short arse who could probably samba under a closed door.

So to William Bain’s big revelation which he is setting such store in and he managed to rope in a couple of donkeys in the shape of MPs Tom Harris and Ian Davidson.

When David Kerr stood for election previously in Falkirk, election literature was produced that he was born in Cumbernauld. He explained on Newsnight Scotland this was the fault of an “over enthusiastic leaflet writer”.

Given what I know, I can believe that explanation; I don’t consider him to be untruth.

The sad fact of politics it is a bit like the building trade, as soon as everyone has done their bit they fuck off and leave you in the lurch to pick up the pieces.

In an attempt to try and win some support William Bain and the Labour Party will be distributing leaflets across the constituency.

Someone makes a mistake and Bain is so shallow he thinks this is a big story, imagine a leaflet that has nothing to do with policy or issues.

Junk mail; I am sure the people will welcome this happy horseshit coming through the post.

Now we have the two Labour donkeys who are in danger of losing their seats at the General Election putting their ten cents worth in.

Tom Harris, Labour MP for Glasgow South, said; "As every school child knows - when you’re caught out fibbing the best thing to do is own up and apologise”.

This is from a guy who got his knickers in a twist for trying to claim for a cot on MP’s expenses and got a knock back from the Fees Office. David Kerr doesn’t have to apologise for other people’s mistakes, only his own.

Ian Davidson Labour MP for Glasgow South West said;

"The SNP candidate denying that he was born in Govan is an insult to anyone who has ever been born there and their families”.

Point one; he isn’t denying he was born in St Francis Maternity unit and two; he isn’t insulting anyone or their intelligence.

Labour MP Ian Davidson however certainly is.

Davidson likes to pretend he is a socialist; in fact he is such a working class socialist that he goes on hunting and shooting trips with the landed gentry (toffs) he so despises. Add to that repeated exotic trips to Cayman Islands, Columbia, Israel, Taiwan and Germany.

Willie Bain finishes with this;

"Local people expect their representatives to tell truth and be straightforward with people."

Is that why his website is packed with lies and misrepresentations?

Is that why he lies to old age pensioners?

Is that why he never lies in print?

One thing for certain is that Labour Candidate William Bain would be a shit representative if ever he was elected to public office.

Is that straightforward enough for him?

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University