Scottish independence: Scotland’s ‘jolly fat man’ Alex Salmond and unpopular Deputy First Minister Nicola Sturgeon plan to cosy up to Nordic countries, the sham of ‘best pals’ with the rest of the UK is revealed, Scotland isn’t a Nordic Country and will never be!

Dear All

Sometime ago, Scotland’s ‘jolly fat man’ Alex Salmond said that if the SNP won indy they would ‘best pals’ with England.

That is a load of crap in my opinion.

If there is any proof needed, it is that an independent Scotland would seek closer links with Scandinavia.

Apparently Salmond and Sturgeon want to turn Scotland into a Nordic Nation, they won’t and it isn’t.

The SNP like the TV series Borgen, so everything is Borgen lite now!

Simple minded souls are easily impressed.

So, what is the Nordic connection?

I asked someone, they put forward the theory of Vikings coming to Scotland and raping our women.

Unpopular Nicola Sturgeon watches Borgen.

Is this why she thinks we are a Nordic Country?

Is there a higher amount of Scots who watch Coronation Street than Borgen?

Does that mean we are more in tune with people from Manchester?

I like hotdogs and Kebabs, am I in more in tune with Americans and Greeks?

The concept by the SNP leadership is just them politically jerking off.

The Scottish Government however has underlined in its White Paper the continuing importance of relations with the UK and the EU because they want to harvest the biggest amount of vote caches available in their ultimately doomed Scottish independence campaign as possible.

In the document Scotland's Future, it makes numerous references to the Nordic countries and the similarities that exist between them and Scotland, the Norwegians have shot that crap down in flames and are angry they are being used when there isn’t the same type of society.

So, is there a common language?

No!

Is there a shared identity?

No!

Is there a love of booze?

Yes!

The White Paper says:

"This Government intends that Scotland will also seek a closer relationship with the Nordic Council of Ministers. Scotland has key shared interests with our geographical neighbours in the North Atlantic, such as Iceland and Norway, and a common interest in the Arctic and High North."

So, there you have it, the SNP is seeking to turn Scotland into a Nordic country because in part unpopular Nicola Sturgeon watches a TV series and likes it.

And because the SNP want to drive as much of a wedge between Scots and English people, their plan is doomed to failure!

Not bright enough.

Yours sincerely

George Laird 

The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University