Death Scream 2: Scotland’s ‘jolly fat man’ Alex Salmond predicts Scotland will become an independent country after Brexit result, after a weekend of anti-English grievance from the Nationalists, Nicola Sturgeon thinks she has become relevant again, “You ain't No Statesman, bruv”!

Dear All

Scotland’s ‘jolly fat man’ Alex Salmond has returned to give us the ’benefit’ of his ‘wisdom’, wait for it, he says Scotland will become an independent country as a result of Brexit.

Over the weekend we had an angry ‘Tampax campaigner’ in the shape of the unpopular Nicola Sturgeon taking time off from ‘selfies’ to spit the dummy about Scotland being dragged out of the EU against its will.

Just to be clear on polling day at Pirie Park, one of the biggest polling station in Govan with about 5,000 voters, the SNP didn’t put a single person at the polling station until 5.20 pm.

5.20 pm!

So let’s hear no more rubbish of Sturgeon about the SNP campaigning against Brexit, they didn’t give two shits about it, their ‘campaign’ was basically selfies, photo ops and TV appearances by Nicola Sturgeon.

Then the SNP all turned up at the count in Glasgow to give the impression they were campaigners.

Nicola Sturgeon has now lost two referendums both of which she fronted as the face of the SNP; maybe she should strengthen her wrists, do a handstand and give her arse a chance, just throwing that out there!

Back to the font of all knowledge, Alex Salmond, do you remember him telling everyone that Scottish independence was coming?

Do you remember him predicting a second oil boom?

Do you remember him telling everyone that Scotland would be the Saudi Arabia of renewables?

He got everything wrong!

Based on two recent opinion polls which are coming off the back of an emotion response, we get a prediction by Salmond.

I will spell it out for him as I am 2 for 2 wins on referendums, Scotland will not vote for independence under the SNP.

Nicola Sturgeon’s claim that the Britain that Scots had voted to remain a part of in 2014 “does not exist anymore” is rubbish.

And the threat by her to veto Brexit in Scotland is also utter rubbish, the reality of Sturgeon’s latest dog and pony show of made up grievance is the death scream of her political career.

Yes, you get it now, death scream, all her little scheming has blown up in her face as a million Scots voted leave, including her own SNP members.

Sturgeon’s warning that the next Conservative Prime Minister shouldn’t block any attempted second independence referendum is laughable, her teeth have been pulled; she is a political non-entity.

And let’s get real, a ‘tampax campaigner’ shouting the odds to a Prime Minister of Great Britain, lots to do on Brexit and Sturgeon won’t be a key figure.

Senior German politician and ally of Chancellor Angela Merkel, Gunther Krichbaum, predicted that an independent Scotland would soon be a member of the EU.

George Laird says no!

The more Sturgeon screams for indyref 2, the more pointless she becomes in the eyes of the people of Scotland.

When the dust settles, the people of Scotland will remember who Nicola Sturgeon and what Nicola Sturgeon is, then the shop soiled great white hope of Dreghorn will wake up to the reality that her time has come and gone.

“You ain't No Statesman, bruv, you’re just a shitty little tampax campaigner”!

Yours sincerely

George Laird

The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University