Dear All
Shock horror at the Glasgow North East count!
In a Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University exclusive, I can reveal how a reporter working for the News of the World helped an SNP member.
SNP Campaign Manager, Ari Mack in an unguarded moment let slip his knowledge of tv soap Crossroads.
The picture says it all as the reporter working for the News of the World in the middle was forced to grab SNP Stalwart John Letford from falling on the floor.
Ari Mack, on the right with a cup of coffee was so embarrassed after realising his mistake; he tried to cover it up by looking straight ahead but it is now in the public domain.
Luckily, an SNP Source describe by Ari Mack as ‘Benny from Crossroads’ was on hand to capture the incident.
It is expect that when the news leaks out that possibly Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon will make a joint statement on SNP members television watching habits.
Ari Mack is expected to come out of hiding in a few weeks after SNP Councillor Billy McAllister stops ripping the piss out of him.
This has been upsetting for the entire party, a guy with a position of responsibility watching Crossroads!
SNP Councillor Billy McAllister took on the Crime families of Glasgow North East when Labour sat back, did nothing and funded one through a community centre but will he tackle a Crossroads viewer?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Ah I love this blog... I read it every day and I,m always amazed of it's spot on, insider knowledgeable infomative items. I now have my very own spot on this blog! Unfortunately, I cannot take credit for spotting the " Benny from Crossroads" lookalike in our Party! (Oh, Miz Diane) The credit for that must go to someone already featured on this site, I'll call her the "long-distance runner" (10k, no less!) a star in her own right, and a superstar in the making. The only thing Alex and I discuss is our membership of the Auchenshuggle Cribbage Society, of which, we are grateful members. And of course, Herts F.C. as he refers to them. Anyway, keep up the good work, it,s always rewarded. Yours Gratefully, Ari Bhoy
ReplyDeleteDear Ari Bhoy
ReplyDeleteThank you, I am hopefully making this an interesting read.
I have had criticism you know!
Some people get awfully jealous when Glaswegians speak out.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University