Thursday, October 28, 2010

Anvar Khan tells High Court, Tommy Sheridan shagged her under large picture of Che Guevara in Pollok, would she have preferred a landscape instead?













Dear All

They say that politics is a dirty business, as the hit trial of Tommy Sheridan continues up pops another person, Anvar Khan.

Her claim to fame is she had several casual sexual encounters with him.

Now the alleged self confessed ‘media whore’ takes the stand with her vocal hammer and nail to drive it into Tommy Sheridan’s coffin.

Mind you I find her credibility as a witness to be less than concrete.

On a few sites I find a diatribe she allegedly wrote:

“As a self-confessed media whore, I am on call 24/7 to give my views on anything from why men cheat to why women stop having sex with their husbands. If I don’t have an opinion I’ll find one”.

What a charmer.

She adds:

“The very tempting offer of an extra hundred quid or so and a few minutes in front of a camera are enough for me to put away my hoover and abandon more heavyweight projects, like my latest lover”.

A girl’s gotta eat!

Today freelance journalist Anvar Khan, 43 gets her 15 minutes of fame and networking opportunities because this stage show will attract a lot of viewers.

In her evidence she spoke of her initial "surprise" when she said Sheridan told her he had been to the sex club. She recounts that her initial contact with Tommy Sheridan was during the course of her work as a journalist around 1992.

And they went on to have sex on several occasions.

I didn’t realise that there was so much sex in politics.

In damning evidence to the jury she told of a solo Sheridan sex club visit and how he wanted her to go with him with some mates.

How nice, reaching out to various sections of the community making them feel special.

She also said she had become "mates" with Sheridan and asked him for advice on campaigning and looked to him for stories for the newspapers she worked for.

Like Katrine Trolle she said there was initially "a very flirtatious atmosphere" between the two.

Then the classic "had a snog" before making "a date for sex".

The deed taking place at his home in the Pollok area of Glasgow in 1992!

The Pollok area is a well known place for shagging since there is nothing else to do, apart from getting pissed on street corners.

Back to ‘the deed’, she described how she was banged like a toilet door by Sheridan beneath a picture of Communist revolutionary Che Guevara.

In Pollok, people like a bit of culture, travel to foreign places, stuff like that.

She said:

"What struck me was pictures of left-wing intellectuals on the walls. We went into his bedroom, there was a large picture of Che Guevara above the bed, and we had a shag."

Ms. Khan could pitch an idea to Scottish Television, ‘Shagging Socialists’.

Worth a ten week run!

After the bang in the Pollok massive, the next time was more up market, Kelvindale area of Glasgow, on two occasions.

Advocate Depute Alex Prentice QC asked her:

"Did you have sexual intercourse?"

She replied: "Yes".

He then asked: "Was anyone else present?"

She said: "Yes".

Will Alex Prentice QC be asking in future, 'any chance I can tag along'?

The icing on the cake came from Ms Khan regarding the second occasion when she asked Sheridan to bring a "carry-out".

In Glasgow, a 'carry out is a sacred thing to Glaswegians going way back.

He turned up with around 20 miniature bottles of wine of the type given out on aeroplanes.

She told the court:

"I remember being quite taken aback that he didn't understand that a carry-out meant full wine bottles."

A woman who does gang bangs is ‘shocked’ that Sheridan didn’t understand that a carry-out meant full wine bottles.

Fucksake dear, you are lucky he didn’t turn up with cans of super lager and a bag of crisps, he is from Pollok.

The trial, before Lord Bracadale who must be pissing himself laughing and enjoying himself continues.

And the Sheridan’s are denying all charges and haven’t fled the country.

As the trial hots up, it is said that the gallery is packed, the rubber mac crowd will need elbow room and hopefully Lord Bracadale will respect those on the backbenches pulling away like mad!

In difficult economic times some people can't afford to go on sex chatlines!

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love your commentary George, she is a amoral hoor of the first order, her own father is ashamed of her apparently.

flying the flag said...

" He turned up with around 20 miniature bottles of wine of the type given out on aeroplanes."

Oh dear I wonder where they could have come from ;)

Anonymous said...

hhh

Anonymous said...

WHAT A PURE DOG ANVAR KHAN IS !I DONT THINK SHES EVER HAD A SHAG IN HER LIFE

Munguin said...

Thanks very much George, that really tickled me pink and in this time of us all being in it together we need a good laugh from time to time.

Anonymous said...

Hi George

Seems Tommy is being hung out to dry by the usual suspects...

The London Establishment discard their grunts when time expired...

George Laird said...

Dear Tris

"Thanks very much George, that really tickled me pink and in this time of us all being in it together we need a good laugh from time to time".

Considering writing a spoof post on a day at the trial.

Yours sincerely

George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

trolley dolly said...

" Considering writing a spoof post on a day at the trial."

Ha ha George. You will have your work cut out trying to compete with the real trial ;)

Anonymous said...

I shagged a bird in a bin area once, does that count?

Munguin said...

I'm thinking of doing some shagging myself but the only portrait of a socialist hero I could find was Pol Pot!

Anonymous said...

'I shagged a bird in a bin area once, does that count?'

whit the fuck are you on?

Leithland Road shops said...

I am a Pollok retailer based Leithland Road, I sell cheap Che Guevara posters to shag birds under. Poster sizes A1, A2,A3,A4 A5all in stock.

Anonymous said...

Elish Angilioni bean-flick's and rug-munches... in-between Sheriff conspired fit-ups. Married tae a hair dresser... Anyone have access tae her London Establishment bank accounts/privileges?

She IS the Devil's Advocate... with free-will.